Paris Hilton signs to Cash Money Records for some insane reason

The world’s hottest record label, Cash Money, has something to celebrate this week. Paris Hilton has officially signed a recording contract with them. I don’t know if this is a publicity stunt or if Cash Money really believes Ms. Hilton has any musical talent.

The last hit record and only hit record Paris had was back in 2006. Maybe Lil Wayne and Birdman have something up their sleeves, but I doubt it. This is almost stranger than when Limp Bizkit signed to the record label last year. They had a successful career, but that was almost ten years ago. Seeing a 42-year-old, with a grey beard and red fitted hat backwards, screaming the world hates me just doesn’t seem interesting anymore.

Cash Money has been making some bizarre moves as of late. Maybe it’s too much codeine in their cups or success has blinded them. They already have the world’s biggest rappers (Lil Wayne, Drake, Busta Rhymes, Nicki Minaj, Bowwow, etc.). Why the hell sign Paris Hilton? If it isn’t a sex tape or a stupid reality TV show, who the hell cares?

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