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Okay, I am going on vacation now

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Yep, I’m taking next week off. I always try to get back home to Indy a couple of times a year, and usually I blog from there. It’s good work if you can get it. But I kinda need a break from the Internet. I’m immersed in it every waking moment, and I need to detox. It’s been a couple of years since I did that, tried to go cold turkey, so I’m very much looking forward to it.*

But don’t panic! I’ve lined up a few of my smart, funny friends to guest-blog for me next week. So that’ll be an improvement, huh?

I’m gonna hold off on introducing them, though. I don’t want to make an announcement, and then it turns out they can’t help for whatever reason. (One good reason would be the dawning realization that I’m exploiting them shamelessly.) Also, I’m just too lazy and self-centered to think of nice things to say about anybody who’s not me. I’ll let them do that.

Plus, I’m not sure when the next season of Justified starts shooting. He might be too busy. Whoops! Was that a spoiler?

Have a great week, everybody. When the next few Obama scandals break — and they will — just try to imagine what I’d say about them. Then, either have a good laugh or whine bitterly, depending on your level of intelligence.

See you a week from Monday!

*I give it 12 hours before I start jonesing for an Instapundit fix. “Just a taste, man! I just need to get right!” Pray for me, my friends. Lend me your strength. Just don’t tweet me about it, because I won’t see it. Probably. Possibly…