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AT&T to allow presidential alerts to your phone that you can’t turn off

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      Sunny Lohmann is a stand-up comedian, writer, and a viral YouTuber whose work has been featured on every prominent right-sided blog. She has launched a biweekly political comedy podcast, You Know I’m Right Show, and is a regular speaker for political functions and philosophical events. All of her work can be found at her website, houseofsunny.tv or follow her on Twitter @sunnylikeaboss.

That’s right, just another way this president will OWN YOU.

Gateway Pundit discovered this little gem, as reported by Engadget:

AT&T has begun rolling out Wireless Emergency Alerts updates for iPhone 4S and 5, so you won’t be the last folks to know if the entire northern hemisphere is about to be covered in ice à la Day After Tomorrow.

You’ll receive a notification from the carrier when your update is ready, but only if you’re using iOS 6.1 or higher.

Once installed, AMBER and Emergency alerts are automatically sent to your phone unless you switch them off via Settings. However, should you be tired of Obama, just know that there’s no way to switch off Presidential alerts.

To be fair, Obama’s texts are for big emergencies and stuff, like this:

“There is a big meteor hurtling to Earth that will kill us all!”

And this:

“Some folks in Washington are trying to stop me from saving helpless children with common sense gun control legislation, and also from giving you more free stuff. Help!”