New York Knicks point guard Baron Davis was abducted by aliens last year, according to New York Knicks point guard Baron Davis.
The pro basketball player told the West Coast Rydaz podcast Friday that he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles when he was allegedly probed by “half-human” aliens.
“[I was] driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy-looking people — half-human, half ugly-looking motherfuckers,” he said. “I see this light and it’s a big ass truck. And I said, oh fuck, this is going to be traffic,” he said.
According to Davis, “They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montebello,dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”
The podcast hosts repeatedly asked Davis if he was telling the truth. Davis claims that he is.
Once Davis finally got to Los Angeles after his harrowing alien encounter, he was so wound up that he stopped at In N’ Out Burger to calm himself down. As any In N’ Out patron knows, those are good burgers.
Davis plans to write a book about his alien encounter, so we all have that to look forward to.