Kate Middleton has not yet given birth to the royal prince or princess of Cambridge yet. But she will, eventually.
Despite the fact that there are dozens of journalists stationed outside the maternity wing of Saint Mary’s Hospital in London in the July heat waiting for a woman to give birth as if they are lined up for front-row Justin Bieber tickets, the royal infant has yet to make an appearance.
This is already a very rude and tardy baby.
