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Anthony Weiner’s communications director talks to Time Warner Cable

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Taylor Bigler
Entertainment Editor

On Tuesday night, Anthony Weiner’s communications director went on a curse-filled tirade against a former campaign intern in a conversation with a reporter. Below is a transcript of a Monday night conversation between Barbara Morgan and a Time Warner Cable dispatcher.

Monday, July 29, 2013. 11:34 p.m.

[Computerized voice: Thank you for calling Time Warner Cable. Your call may be recorded for training or monitoring services.]

Okay, hello? I was on hold for fucking ever. First of all, let me say that this is all bullshit. Like, I just got home and all I want to do is, like, watch the fucking Bachelor and I get this fucking error message that I have been dealing with for like, four weeks.

I have to deal with stupid fucking people, like, all the fucking time. My boss is the guy whose dick has been, like, floating around the Internet for the past two weeks. Seriously, I can’t — just like, yeah. Your job, like, isn’t even that hard.

Do you even know realize all the stupid twats I have to deal with, like, all fucking day at work? And then I come home and all I want to do is watch my DVR recording of The Bachelor and you stupid slutbags can’t even make that work right. All I want to do is see who Dez picks and it better not fucking be Chris.

You suck. You can’t even, like, set up my cable the right way. All I want to do right now, seriously, is like watch The Bachelor, but it isn’t fucking working. Do you, like, even know who I am? I used to be the press secretary for the New Jersey state education commissioner, so there’s that.

Excuse me? Of course the cable box is plugged into the TV. Do you really have the fucking balls to ask me that? Calm down? You know what? Fuck you, you little cunt. I’m not joking.

See if you ever get a job in this town again.

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