The adorable little guy you had a crush on if you were a nine-year-old girl in 1993 isn’t so adorable anymore.
Tom Guiry — the erstwhile Scotty Smalls from “The Sandlot” — was arrested last weekend for drunkenly head butting a cop in the Houston, Texas airport, TMZ reports.
Guiry, 31, was reportedly getting ready to board a United Airlines flight out of Bush International Airport when a flight attendant decided that he was too hammered to fly. Airport cops approached him and told him that he could either A) go to jail or B) sleep it off in a drunk tank.
Guiry selected secret option C and decided to head butt one of the cops. He went to jail on felony charges of assaulting a police officer.
He didn’t spend FORRRREVERRRR in jail, but had a good one-night stay before he bailed himself out for $5,000. Guess Dennis Leary’s stepfatherly advice could only last so long.