Opinion

A victory for racial justice

The higher-ups at the convenience conglomerate and their bigoted supporters in the wing-nut punditocracy maintain that the defeated policy merely aimed to stunt the illegal production of methamphetamine. But seriously, who does meth in America? They are pretending to fix a problem that barely exists!

(Update: So, it turns out lots of Americans do meth. Apparently there’s even a TV show about it. Just ignore that last paragraph.)

Anyway, nail polish ID, because racism. CVS wanted some people pretty, some ugly, because oppression. And there’s no meth problem because rural people ride monorails.