Into the NYC mayoral race, that is. Oh, get your mind out of the gutter.
America is experiencing a bit of “Weiner fatigue” these days. Nobody’s really interested in looking at what he has to offer, no matter how vigorously he waves it in our faces.
But that’s not stopping the next mayor of New York! Don’t count him out yet. He keeps going and going, never stopping until the job is done and his constituents are satisfied.
Here’s the latest upbeat, slickly produced campaign ad from the alternate universe in which Anthony Weiner dwells:
“Dick pics? What dick pics? Good things are good, and I’ll give ‘em to you. I promise! Please. Please just let me have this. Don’t make me sit at home all day. Huma confiscated my smartphone, and yet whenever I try to talk to her, she looks through me like I don’t even exist. I have to get out of the house, but I have no marketable skills whatsoever. Help me. Help me!!”
Never give up, Anthony. No matter how they try to hold you down and cover you up. Go at ‘em. Hard.