As the Kentucky Kerfuffle gears up, the war of words between Sen. Mitch McConnell and challenger Matt Bevin is getting pretty nasty.
So in recognition of those two keeping the folks at The Daily Caller entertained this slow, sweaty August, we decided to come out of our shell and join the fray. (SLIDESHOW: Turtles that look like Mitch McConnell)
‘Cause ain’t no candidate able to out-campaign the sly foxes o’er here at TheDC.
Oh, and thanks, Banjofrog7, for those smooth Dixie jams.