11 people who definitely won’t be at New York Fashion week [SLIDESHOW]

Twice a year, the rich, stylish and fabulous gather in New York City to talk about how rich, stylish and fabulous they all are. They like to call it “New York Fashion Week.”

The weeklong runway presentations from fashion’s top designers is a time to be and be seen for celebrities, socialites and fashionistas.

Here are 11 people who will definitely not be there.

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  • Not a chance. (Photo: Google Images)
  • Oh, hell no. (Photo: Google Images)
  • His mustache is too serious for Fashion Week. If it were an ironic mustache, however, he'd be in business. (Photo: Flickr)
  • Nope. (Photo: Google Images)
  • Flock of Seagulls haircuts are most definitely not allowed at Fashion Week. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)
  • Nor is this gorgeous couple. (Photo: Awkward Family Photos)
  • None of these guys are coming. (Photo: Flickr)
  • We know you have a tux on big guy, but, no. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)
  • Sorry, gun-loving family, but no babies allowed. (Photo: Awkward Family Photos)
  • This guy's definitely not going to be at Fashion Week. (Photo: Flickr)
  • Nope! (Photo: Google)

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