Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of New York City is still beating off challengers:
“Do you still feel you can pull this out?” Constantly!
If you kept watching after that, congratulations. I couldn’t get past that first question. Apparently he was a big jerk (no pun intended), which we kinda knew already.
The primary is tomorrow. I will bet you a kajillion dollars Anthony Weiner is going to win, because there’s no such number as “a kajillion.”