I do not like you in DC
I do not like you on TV
I do not like you, David Plouffe
Of you I have had quite enough
Last night, during Ted Cruz’s 21-hour anti-Obamacare speech/filibuster/whatever it was, he noted that he wasn’t able to be at home reading his kids a bedtime story, so he did it right there:
Pic of @SenTedCruz daughters as he reads them Green Eggs & Ham. #MakeDCListen pic.twitter.com/UXqFg0xrPB
— Jason Johnson (@jasonsjohnson) September 25, 2013
In response to this devoted father’s gesture to his beloved children, whose future he’s trying to rescue, former Obama flunky and lifelong creep David Plouffe showed off his own rhyming skills:
Ted would not go to bed. Hoping to strengthen Tea Party cred. To Iowa he soon fled. But Obamacare will never be dead.
— David Plouffe (@davidplouffe) September 25, 2013
Great work! Looks easy enough. Here, let me give it a try:
.@davidplouffe You lie to get ahead. The truth you always shred. The day your parents wed, she should have fled instead.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 25, 2013
.@davidplouffe We do not like Obamacare. We do not like it anywhere. You dummkopfs couldn't give a damn while euthanizing Uncle Sam.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 25, 2013
.@davidplouffe Roses are red. Violets are not. If truth is a virus, you're up on your shots.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 25, 2013
.@davidplouffe There once was a fella named Plouffe who tried to write rhyme off the cuff. It may not shock you: He sucks at that too. (1/2)
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 25, 2013
.@davidplouffe As well as pretending he's tough. (2/2)
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 25, 2013
.@davidplouffe Go get stuffed
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 25, 2013
Stick to telling your lies in prose, David.
(Hat tip: Twitchy)