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11 models who think clothes are nonessential [SLIDESHOW]

The federal government thinks most NASA employees, national parks, and mindless Hill staffers are nonessential, so they have been furloughed until the government is back in business.

These 11 models think that clothes are nonessential, they have decided to furlough their garments until further notice.

(Government shutdown puns!)

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  • Australian Babe Miranda Kerr's Net Worth Is $20M (Photo: GQ)
  • Brooklyn Decker furloughed everything but body paint. (Photo: Sports Illustrated)
  • For Marisa Miller, the only essential thing is bubble bath.
  • Kate Upton is encouraging and obviously very up lifting. 
(photo: Getty Images)
  • Alessandra Ambrosio is the only essential personnel in this photo. (Photo: Made In Brazil)
  • Chrissy Teigen was nice enough not to furlough all of her clothes and keep only the essentials. (Photo: GQ)
  • Adriana Lima's hair kept the only essential thing she needed to make this photo not pornographic: her hair. (Photo: GQ)
  • We would furlough that tie, if we were you, Jen. (Photo: GQ)
  • Everything is nonessential for Irina Shayk. (Photo: Esquire)
  • Keri Russell's pants are definitely nonessential (Photo: Esquire)
  • For Rihanna, clothes are always nonessential.(Photo: Esquire)