Gotta say, point goes to Weiner here. He may not be able to stop himself from taking pics of his ding-a-ling and sending them to random weirdos online, but he’s so well-protected by his forcefield of insane delusion that you just can’t — for lack of a better word — penetrate it.
Well, Hannity sure couldn’t, anyway:
I was (mostly) kidding when I endorsed Weiner for mayor, and there’s no question that he’s a disgusting creep who tried to blame Andrew Breitbart for his own misbehavior. And of course, he is completely packed with excrement. But I think he’s a genuinely talented television personality. That’s the only reason he went into politics anyway, to get on TV and attract groupies. So why not give him his own show?
Get real, MSNBC. Alec Baldwin? Really? Come on, hire Anthony Weiner. Just imagine it: Press the Meat!
No? How about you, CNN? Look, we all know Piers Morgan is a complete disaster. Could you really do any worse if you replaced his unwatchable show with Anthony Weiner OutFront?
Let’s do this, people. Elect Anthony Weiner the Mayor of Cable News!
(Hat tip: Hot Air)
Update: Katie Couric’s show is in danger of cancellation, which is news to everybody who didn’t know Katie Couric was still on TV. There’s speculation that she might head to CNN and work for her old pal Jeff Zucker. Once Piers bombs out — let me check my watch — how about teaming her up with Weiner? Couric & Curvedick! Tell me you wouldn’t watch that show.