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Who’s hotter: Janet Yellen or Miley Cyrus? [SLIDESHOW]

We can’t stop talking about it. It’s the match-up that has everyone buzzing.

Sure, Miley may have become THE sex symbol of a generation with her incredibly tasteful performance at the VMAs, but was she the first woman ever tapped to be chair of the Federal Reserve chair? I don’t think so. Advantage: Janet Yellen? You be the judge.

There are Miley lovers and Miley haters. There are Yellen lovers and Yellen haters. You don’t get to the top of the game without being a wrecking ball and pissing some people off, and these two hotties are living examples of that.

Let’s just hope this match-up doesn’t come down to a twerk-off, because nobody would be able to handle that catastrophe.

Since it’s a party in the USA, you get the chance to decide.

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  • Here is vintage Miley. You would think it wouldn't get much better, but wait until she goes for the Draco Malfoy haircut. (Photo: Frederick Brown/ Getty Images)
  • Vintage Janet Yellen. She was so full of life and exuberance. I'm sure President Clinton thought so as well. (Photo: Stephen Jaffe/ Getty Images)
  • Miley got a little happy at the MTV VMAs and did this. It was a beautiful art form, however, and not just a misguided girl making a fool of herself. It's not her fault the mainstream media doesn't understand. (Photo: Rick Diamond/ Getty Images)
  • Yellen got a little happy at her nomination to chair the Federal Reserve and did this. It looks like she just got done baking cookies and putting out a jar of hard candies on the counter. President Obama appreciated it. (Photo: Win McNamee/ Getty Images)
  • Is there anything not to love here? This is the game-changer in this match-up. (Photo: Jewel Samad/ Getty Images)
  • It doesn't get much hotter than Miley sticking out her tongue while dancing around with giant mopey teddy bears. She makes it really difficult for anyone else to compete at this point. (Photo: Rick Diamond/ Getty Images)
  • In all fairness, here is Miley without her tongue out. (Photo: Jamie McCarthy/ Getty Images)
  • Janet Yellen is going to do what Janet Yellen does best; swagger out of press conferences. It seems the president can't take his eyes off her. (Photo: Jewel Samad/ Getty Images)
  • Look at this "dove." Total babe-status. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla/ Getty Images)
  • This is fierce. This is Miley. (Photo: Frederick Brown/ Getty Images)