There you go. That’s today’s narrative. Now you don’t need to pay attention to any news for the rest of the day. I wish I didn’t.
Futility doesn’t have to be depressing, though. Here’s a cute doggie named Maymo trying to eat half an orange:
If you need a metaphor here, think of Maymo as the mainstream media and the orange as the truth. Except I’m sure Maymo would poll much higher.