Tottie the pug’s Miley Cyrus-inspired Halloween costume is better than any human being’s Halloween costume this year — or any other year for that matter.
Tottie’s owner dressed her as the giant wrecking ball from the “Wrecking Ball” video and placed a nude Barbie on top, a la Miley.
This genius costume won $25,000 in a national Petco Facebook competition, and for good reason.*
Now the most topical costume this Oct. 31 will be a human dressed as Tottie dressed as a wrecking ball.
CORRECTION: Tottie hasn’t actually won the contest yet, but she will. Voting goes through Oct. 27, so you have much more time to vote for her or some other lamer costume if that’s what want to do.