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50 of the sluttiest possible Halloween costumes [SLIDESHOW]

Somehow, somewhere, someone decided that it was perfectly acceptable for women to dress in nonexistent clothing and parade around as if every street in America was Bourbon Street.

The origins of the first slutty Halloween costume are unknown, but over time the concept grew into a totally socially acceptable way to dress in public.

Thanks to the Internet, it is incredibly easy to obtain the sluttiest garment possible, lest one friend out-slut another.

Happy Halloween, and best of luck to you with that Sexy Ghostbuster and/ or Sexy Girl Scout (which is not at all weird or creepy.)

Here are the 50 sluttiest Halloween costumes out there.

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  • Support our troops. They look like this.
  • This is probably something worn by a person who actually attends NASCAR races.
  • Bill Murray is the man, but this "Ghostbusters" costume does look slightly better on her.
  • We would definitely not trust her to put out any fires.
  • "Black Swan" + Wicked Witch of the West-ish?
  • Did candy corn ever look so yummy? Actually, yes. There is nothing more appetizing than a giant bowl of candy corn.
  • Sexy witch? Spider? Not sure what it's supposed to be.
  • The underworld never looked like such a fantastic travel destination. See you there.
  • You have the right to remain sexy. Or something.
  • Don't try this pickup line: "Excuse me, miss. Are you the captain of SS Sexy?"
  • [Insert: "Who wouldn't want to hail that cab?" or some other sexual joke here.]
  • Yep. Bees look EXACTLY like this.
  • Seriously? Sexy Nemo? From "Finding Nemo" about the gimpy fish that loses his father? This is no longer rated G.
  • You can thank the Disney Corporation for most of the slutty costumes on this or any list.
  • Again, there is something morally wrong about sexing up friendly childhood characters like Tigger.
  • Again, Slutty Disney Princess is way too played out and not at all topical. Let's get creative here.
  • All you have to do is mimic Lady Gaga and -- voila! -- there you have a slutty Halloween costume.
  • We can all agree that the pink Power Ranger was the best one.
  • You have a twisted and demented soul if you find the Donatello of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" sexy.
  • This costume has a built-in joke because it is actually called "Babe-A-Lonian Warrior Woman." Thanks for doing the legwork for us, guys!
  • Wonder Woman's costume was already revealing, but it is impertinent to take it a step further to bare as much cleavage as possible.
  • Certainly the crime rate would quadruple if this is how SWAT teams actually dressed.
  • Come on. Sexy schoolgirl is SO cliche. Please choose another slutty costume.
  • The Roaring 20's were one of the most morally loose decades in modern times.
  • "Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything else about it." - Mean Girls
  • This Slutty Robin (of Batman and) is sort of meta, because of the whole gay-undertone thing with those two. Or it's just an excuse to wear something shiny and tight.
  • If only all gypsies were this well-groomed and clean.
  • The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders dress exactly like this so there is really nothing snarky to say about this costume.
  • This flight attendant won't be servicing you at a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet, but a woman wearing khaki shorts and a polo shirt from Southwest Airlines certainly will.
  • So...this is a supposed to be a cat.
  • Who you gonna call? Probably not this Ghostbuster, since her ghost busting attire doesn't seem very practical.
  • This ref will blow her whistle on and off the field. (Double entendre for the win.)
  • Do all of the angels in heaven look like this? We will probably never find out.
  • Sexy Pirate is expected to get no less than 12 "booty" puns on All Hallow's Eve.
  • She's going to find out who has been naughty or nice. (Get it? Because she's Santa.)
  • This sailor outfit is extremely practical and functional.
  • Surely, this Slutty Hogwarts Student is an actual costume in some sort of porn spinoff.
  • Yeah, you wish your ER nurse looked like this.
  • Because "Classy Playboy Bunny" would be an oxymoron.
  • For some reason, insects have become a very popular thing to sluttify.
  • Maids in France probably do dress like this. Those crazy Europeans.
  • Because schoolgirls definitely all dress like this.
  • This is EXACTLY what the Brothers Grimm had in mind when they invented Little Red Riding Hood.
  • Turning a Disney princess into something sexy is a time-honored tradition.
  • Viva Las Vegas?
  • We wish this girl would serve our beer
  • To this costume's credit, the sexy beer wench thing has actually been around for centuries.
  • Sexy Girl Scout is totally ok and not pedophiliac at all!
  • The sexy jack-o-lantern is a classic.
  • Why, yes, this IS an anatomically correct sexy shooting star.