DC Trawler

Piers Morgan is dumb, Pt. 47,832

And he’s back!

 

“Musket” Morgan thought this link was so good, he wanted to make sure Palin saw it.

Let’s take a look!

The Daily Currant:

Sarah Palin Claims Jesus Celebrated Easter

Sarah Palin claimed today that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter during his time on Earth.

In an interview with Fox and Friends this morning, the former Alaska governor promoted her new book about the left’s “war on Christmas” and argued that all Christian holidays should return to the traditional versions practiced by Jesus…

“When Jesus celebrated Easter with his disciples there were no Easter bunnies or egg hunts. There were no Easter sales at department stores or parades in the street. Easter was a special time of prayer and Christian activism…”

LOL! Oh, that Palin. What a big dummy!

The only problem is that The Daily Currant is purportedly a humor site. It’s like The Onion, but even more hamfisted.

Of course, Piers meant to do that:

 

Sure, Piers. You know it’s a joke… now.

Update: In which I am thoroughly rebutted.

 

In case you don’t speak limey, urbandictionary.com defines “spanner” as “someone who’s a tool.” It comes from the British word for “wrench.” Get it? I won’t bother denying I’m a tool, but Piers is just angry that I’ve dismantled him.