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10 monkeys that don’t want Iran to send them into space [SLIDESHOW]

Iran is considering launching another monkey into space.

Here are 10 monkeys who value self-preservation over the Iranian space program.

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  • "Will I maintain a sense of identity in the never ending blackness of space? Will my belief systems be shaken by the knowledge of how small we truly are?" (Wikimedia commons)
  • "And here I thought this was a democracy. Your move, Iran." (Wikimedia commons)
  • "I may never learn how Game of Thrones ends if I go to space. Never." (Wikimedia commons)
  • "Who will look after my family if I accept this mission? Is becoming a part of history worth abandoning my loved ones?" (Photo by Buddhika Weerasinghe/Getty Images)
  • "Please don't make me do this" (Photo by Suhaimi Abdullah/Getty Images)
  • "I promised myself I'd never do this again. But the stress of supporting a nation like Iran, the terror of space, and I'm   back with a bottle of Coke and a sense of shame that I can't drink away." (Wikimedia commons)
  • "No pay, no benefits, and terrible food? Hard pass." (Wikimedia commons)
  • "Listen, maybe when your human rights record improves we can talk." (Wikimedia commons)
  • "You'll have to catch me first, Rouhani." (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images
  • "NOOOOOOOOOOO" (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)