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Everyone’s favorite crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford: ‘I need f—ing 10 minutes to make sure he’s dead’ [VIDEO]

Sarah Hofmann Contributor
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Rob Ford just doesn’t seem to understand some of the caveats associated with being an elected official. He already broke the “don’t smoke crack” rule, but hey, Marion Barry was able to recover from that. But a new tape of him threatening to kill some unidentified person has surfaced.

The Toronto Star purchased a video of Toronto mayor looking stark raving mad, saying that he was absolutely going to kill someone.

“I’m going to kill that f—ing guy. I’m telling you it’s first-degree murder,” Ford said. “He dies or I die, brother. I’ll rip his f–king throat out. I’ll poke his eyes out… I’ll make sure that motherf–ker’s dead.”

It’s unclear who he wants to kill, but he is visibly staggering and repeatedly hitching up his pants.

Ford apologized to his office after the tape surfaced.

“The Toronto Star just released a video that I was very, very inebriated,” he said. “All I can say is, again, I’ve made mistakes. I just wanted to come out and tell you I saw a video. It’s extremely embarrassing. The whole world’s going to see it. You know what? I don’t have a problem with that. I hope none of you have ever or will ever be in that state. Obviously, I was extremely, extremely inebriated.”

With this trajectory, there has to be a hooker snuff video somewhere out there. All we need to do is wait.


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