What is the one thing that could actually get people to pay money to sit in a theater and watch a two-hour long episode of “Entourage”?
Kate Upton. (Or, rather, Kate Upton’s cleavage.)
The Wrap reports that the model and “actress” is being eyed to star as the female lead in the movie version of the HBO series. “Entourage,” in case you are not a douche and therefore did not watch the show, is about a group of bros in Hollywood who like to party, bang chicks and hug it out. Here’s a picture of the kind of guy who loved that show:
The movie has been in talks for years, but the deal was finally sealed earlier this month after all of the actors involved agreed on pay negotiations. Vince et al. were upset that Jeremy Piven, the unexpected breakout star of the series, was getting a heftier salary than the rest of them.
That entire last paragraph is exactly why no one will see the “Entourage” movie, unless of course Kate Upton is in it.