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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 13:  Model Adriana Lima walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 13: Model Adriana Lima walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 13, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)  

15 hottest moments from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [SLIDESHOW]

So, does the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion” Show make zero sense, or is it just us?

Each year — just before the holiday feasting season — Victoria’s Secret likes to parade around the hottest women on earth to remind us all of the fact that either a) we do not look like a supermodels or b) we will never get with a supermodel. (Sorry if that was way harsh.)

The “fashion show” is essentially a bunch of supermodels walking down a runway in lingerie that is for some reason covered up by wings, feathers, bizarre headdresses and other unnecessary paraphernalia. (You probably stopped reading at “a bunch of supermodels,” which is why this whole thing exists anyway.)

Let’s get to the point: Here are the 15 hottest moments from the 2013 fashion show.

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  • When Magdalena Frackowiak wore this. (Photo: Getty Images)
  • And some genius put Adriana Lima in red lingerie (again). (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Maria Borges gave you (not you, specifically, dummy) this look.  (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
  • When Candice Swanepoel existed. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Lindsay Ellingson wore this. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
  • When  Lily Aldridge blew you (again, not really YOU, per-say) a kiss. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Erin Heatherton looked like she would dominate. (This is Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend. This will be important later.) (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Behati Prinsloo -- Adam Levine's fiance -- became an angel. (Photo: Getty)
  • When Joan Smalls killed it. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Alessandra Ambrosio continued to be stunning. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Toni Garnn got the shaft in terms of costume choices. (She is Leonardo DiCaprio's current girlfriend. Awkward!) (Photo: Getty)
  • When somoene ridiculously named Leva Laguna wore this ridiculous outfit. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • Doutzen Kroes. Period.(Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • When Jacquelyn Jablonski wore this thing. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • And, finally, when all these supermodels in lingerie were onstage AT ONCE. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)

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