If you think Tom Cruise is great now, just wait until he’s flying around zapping bad guys with his heat vision and $#!+. Thank you, L. Ron!
Actors Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Kelly Preston joined a smaller than expected crowd of Scientologists on Sunday to dedicate what the church calls its most important project ever, its massive Flag Building.
Church leader David Miscavige presided in a ceremony that lasted just eight minutes and was marked by a burst of confetti that rained down like golden tickets. His remarks couldn’t be understood outside the church’s perimeter.
Miscavige then led the first group through the front doors of the building, where Scientology’s much-anticipated “Super Power” program will be presented for the first time. Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard developed it in the 1970s, but the church did not unveil it until a proper venue could be built.
Hubbard had the super power of extracting huge amounts of cash from the pockets of suckers.
I wonder what super power Travolta will get? The ability to grow hair out of his head? Xenu has let him down on that one lately.
It’s too bad Katie Holmes is an outcast. She could’ve gotten the super power of delivering written dialogue in a plausible manner. Too late now. That’ll go to Laura Prepon or somebody. Hey, it could happen.