As viewed on C-SPAN, Rep. Gwen Moore (D-Wis.) gave a speech on the House floor this morning. Forget her serious application of mint green eye shadow. What was so distracting was whatever gargantuan bauble was hanging off her blazer. Is it a bunny rabbit? A mushroom? A fellow reporter remarked, “I can’t decide if it’s trying to eat her or if it just happens to be crawling across her jacket en route to somewhere else.”
The possible bunny rabbit crawling into her bosom is very distinct in the picture below. The Mirror placed a call to Moore’s press office to try to find out what the ornament is. In the meantime, have a look and please write us with your best guesses at Betsy@DailyCaller.com or email@example.com.