Neighbors retaliate against loud sex neighbors. The Daily Mail has a story about pissed off neighbors who wrote and posted notes to those having loud sex. One says, “You might want to get your ghetto squeaky ass bed frame fixed.” Another complains of a gay couple having sex upstairs every night. “I’m not saying this because you’re a gay couple,” the person wrote. “I wouldn’t care if you were flying, purple unicorn-dinosaurs.” The story is based on notes from a website called Passive-aggressivenotes.com. Read here.
Columnist calls out to Jesus and trashes every crevice of cable news. The Hill columnist Brent Budowsky has a pretty amusing column today following the ouster of MSNBC’s Martin Bashir, who resigned this week after that disastrous poop comment. Budowsky’s headline pulls you right in: “Sarah Palin bags Martin Bashir.” What, she fucked him? He never really addresses it except to say that Palin was the victim here. He then launches into a sharp-tongued critique of MSNBC, Fox News, CNN and throws in Rush Limbaugh for the hell of it. All the networks and Limbaugh are equal portions of shit, according to Budowksy, who’s far more eloquent about it: “I wish in vain (are you listening to me Jesus, for my best Christmas present ever?) that somehow, in some way, the greatest man in the history of television news would buy a news network that presents real news. I refer, of course, to Ted Turner.”
And just in case you still have Rob Ford fever. The Toronto police’s 474-page doc on the mayor is out and The Daily Beast‘s Nico Hines mercifully attacks it like an animal. Which is to say he read through it so you don’t have to. See his Cliffs Notes version here.