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Mary-Kate Olsen to marry Nicolas Sarkozy’s brother?

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 07:  Olivier Sarkosy and Mary Kate Olsen attend performance of Ronnie Wood And Mick Taylor With Special Guests at The Cutting Room on November 7, 2013 in New York City. Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones made a rare club appearance at New York?s premiere music venue and nightclub, The Cutting Room.  Ronnie was performing the music of Jimmy Reed.  Musical icons  Mick Taylor, Al Cooper, Simon Kirk, Gary Clark Jr. and others joined him on stage.   (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images) NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 07: Olivier Sarkosy and Mary Kate Olsen attend performance of Ronnie Wood And Mick Taylor With Special Guests at The Cutting Room on November 7, 2013 in New York City. Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones made a rare club appearance at New York?s premiere music venue and nightclub, The Cutting Room. Ronnie was performing the music of Jimmy Reed. Musical icons Mick Taylor, Al Cooper, Simon Kirk, Gary Clark Jr. and others joined him on stage. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)  

Mary-Kate Olsen, 27, could be walking down the aisle with former French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s 44-year-old brother soon, which is icky. Not just because Olivier Sarkozy, 44, is old enough to be her father, but because she still looks like she did during her “Full House” days except with little more heroin-chic to her. And he looks like a greasy, middle-aged French politician’s brother.

Ronnie Wood And Mick Taylor With Special Guests In Concert Ronnie Wood And Mick Taylor With Special Guests In Concert Ronnie Wood And Mick Taylor With Special Guests In Concert

The New York Post reports that Olsen has been looking for big ass engagement rings at Neil Lane in Los Angeles.

“Mary-Kate has been seen several times in the last three weeks checking out huge engagement rings at the Neil Lane store. She really likes cushion-cut diamonds, and all of the rings she has looked at are over 5 carats,” a source told the Post. “She has narrowed it down, but still hasn’t made a final decision.”

The source said that all of the rings she was looking at cost over $100,000, which is fairly cheap for a 27-year-old billionaire.

Sarkozy has two kids and Mary-Kate looks like one. But love knows no bounds — right? (That’s not really a thing.)

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