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HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 11:  Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the Dimension Films HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 11: Actress Lindsay Lohan arrives at the Dimension Films' 'Scary Movie 5' premiere at the ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome on April 11, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)  

Report: Lindsay Lohan writing tell-all autobiography

Like Bette Davis, Katharine Hepburn and Tori Spelling before her, “actress” Lindsay Lohan is finally writing a “tell-all” autobiography, TMZ reports.

Thanks to publications like TMZ, Wikipedia, Twitter and Instagram, we practically know already know everything there is to know about Lohan — from her six stints in rehab, flirtation with lesbianism, her penchant for thievery and simple assault and her chronic narcissism — but she apparently has even more “gritty” material for an autobiography.

According to TMZ, Lohan “has decided to open the flood gates — penning a gritty, tell-all book about EVERYTHING … her arrests, her drug abuse, her acting career, and her family … and she’s already gotten several serious publishing offers.” Her book meetings were reportedly filmed for her upcoming docu-series on Oprah’s OWN network.

Lohan has not starred in a movie since the 2007 flop “I Know Who Killed Me” (unless she wants us to count the straight-to-Internet “psychosexual thriller” “The Canyons,” which we assume she doesn’t), but has featured prominently in mugshots and tabloid covers over the years.

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