Spitzer’s taken, ladies, and Weiner is yesterday’s news. But if a creepy, bomb-throwing Democrat is what you crave, this is your lucky day!
Courtesy of Javier Manjarres at the Shark Tank:
Lolita Grayson, wife of Congressman Alan Grayson, has just filed for divorce against the controversial legislator with the Orange County Clerk of Courts in Orlando, Florida…
Grayson is best known for his over-the-top and controversial statements, as well as for using inflammatory imagery (cross-burning) to attack his political opponents, in efforts to raise campaign donations. Grayson faces a tough Republican challenge in the 2014 mid-term elections from Republican Jorge Bonilla.
If you’re reading this, Alan, hang in there. I know things must seem pretty bad right now, but you’ll learn to love again. And once you’re ready, there’s someone I’d like you to meet:
No pressure. But I really think you two kids would be perfect for each other.