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FILE -- Former New York State Governor and current Democratic candidate for New York City Controller Eliot Spitzer arrives to cast his vote in the Democratic primary election on Manhattan FILE -- Former New York State Governor and current Democratic candidate for New York City Controller Eliot Spitzer arrives to cast his vote in the Democratic primary election on Manhattan's upper east side in New York, Sept. 10, 2013. (REUTERS/Mike Segar)  

Eliot Spitzer’s latest toe-do

First, Eliot Spitzer dipped his black sock-clad toe back in the water and tried to re-enter politics. Now this?

It’s Page Six, so be warned:

Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend — kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post.

The still-married former Love Gov and Smith, Mayor de Blasio’s ex-mouthpiece, were spied frolicking near the family pool at around 4 p.m. Sunday at the Half Moon family resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica…

“He was licking her toes,” the witness said. “She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth. He licked her toes and was playing with her feet…”

A 10-year-old boy who saw Smith topless in the pool ran back to his parents and shouted, “Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him,” sources said.

Kids say the darnedest things. C’mon, he’s not that old!

But according to the NYDN’s own gossips at Confidenti@l, “friends of the pair” say the whole thing is ludicrous and blame it on “right-wing reporters.” Isn’t that a contradiction in terms? No true reporter could be right-wing!

Well, I will remain skeptical about this story until we see some nauseating photographic evidence. All those people standing around gawking, and nobody had an iPhone? Come on.

Besides, it’s just not like Eliot Spitzer to behave impulsively, in ways that any normal person would consider insanely arrogant and capriciously self-destructive. Doesn’t fit the profile.

Over to you, Ms. Smith: