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Remember when Iron Man helped The Police?

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Fifteen years ago, Robert Downey Jr. was constantly in trouble with the police. Now he’s joining forces with them!

This has nothing to do with anything, really, but I saw it over at Ace of Spades and it’s awesome, so here it is:

I had no idea Downey could sing in the first place, let alone that he sounds just like Sting.

The dude has made like 50 movies. Has he ever sang in any of them? I can’t think of one. And it’s not like he’s exactly shy or anything. He’s told us about every aspect of his life, the drugs and the hookers and the prison time and everything else, but I don’t remember him ever mentioning he can carry a tune. He can carry it all over the place.

How is this the first I’m hearing about this, Tony Stark? Is this a side effect of the arc reactor or something? Did J.A.R.V.I.S. implant a vocal chip so you can impress Pepper Potts? Wait, wait… This is all part of Ultron’s plot. You really are a Life Model Decoy after all. That’s it, isn’t it?

(Hat tip: UPROXX)

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Jim Treacher