These 9 photos prove that Rep. James Lankford is DEFINITELY NOT a serial killer

Oklahoma Republican Rep. James Lankford is DEFINITELY not also a serial killer.

Here’s the proof:

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  • Lankford is definitely NOT using Congress as the perfect cover for, you know, killing people when he's not on the Hill. (Photo: Wikimedia)
  • And, no, the congressman isn't thinking about how he plans to use the pen in his hands to stab both of the people on this panel. (Photo: James Lankford/ Twitter)
  • No, Lankford is not about to use his two bare hands to strangle this reporter. (Photo: James Lankford/ Twitter)
  • "You'll never make it out of here alive!" is not what Lankford says to his victims after he shows them this sign. (Photo: TheLostogle.com)
  • Nor is he plotting the end of Rep. Marlin Stultzman. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
  • Lankford is most certainly not using taxpayer funds to plot the mass murder of the BuzzFeed staff for saying that his doppleganger is a squirrel. That's just not his style. (Photo: James Lankford/ Twitter)
  • "Muahahahaha. You won't be laughing later today," is definitely not what Lankford is thinking as he stands next to Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz. (Photo: James Lankford/ Twitter)
  • Of course Lankford is absolutely not glaring at Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers and plotting ways to kill her after the press conference is over. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
  • Obviously, this is NOT the face of a serial killer. Come on, guys. (Photo: Wikimedia)