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The most physically perfect First Lady in history might become even more attractive

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As we all know, Michelle Obama is the epitome of feminine fitness and beauty. You wouldn’t think she’d need to worry about maintaining her stunning good looks, but as with every other good stateswoman, she’s always looking to the future.

AP:

Michelle Obama, who turns 50 later this week, isn’t ruling out using plastic surgery or Botox in the future.

“Women should have the freedom to do whatever they need to do to feel good about themselves,” the first lady told People magazine in an interview hitting newsstands Friday, her birthday. “Right now, I don’t imagine that I would go that route, but I’ve also learned to never say never…”

Asked whether she has peaked at 50, Mrs. Obama joked that being first lady is “pretty high up.” She said she’s always felt that her life is “ever-evolving” and she doesn’t have the right to “just sit on my talents or blessings.”

Definitely! Who knows where America would be right now without Michelle Obama’s talent for… um…

Anyway, she’s an astonishingly gorgeous woman. I’m not saying that in a sexist, patriarchal way, but in a feminist, empowering way. She’s really hot, NTTAWWT.

Happy 50th, Mrs. Obama. Here’s to 50 more wonderful years!

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Jim Treacher