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              In this Thursday, Nov. 21, 2013 photo, Dennis Rodman gestures during an interview after a promotional event to pitch a vodka brand in Chicago. Rodman looked fit and at ease, not squirming even once _ a childhood habit that earned the nickname "The Worm." He said he wouldn  In this Thursday, Nov. 21, 2013 photo, Dennis Rodman gestures during an interview after a promotional event to pitch a vodka brand in Chicago. Rodman looked fit and at ease, not squirming even once _ a childhood habit that earned the nickname "The Worm." He said he wouldn't talk about his relationship with Kim or North Korean politics, including its horrific human-rights record and secretive nuclear weapons program.(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)   

Dennis Rodman is finally getting some help

They tried to make him go to rehab. He said… “Yeah, that’s probably a good idea, huh?”

Associated Press:

Dennis Rodman has checked into an undisclosed alcohol rehabilitation center to treat his long-time struggle with alcoholism, his agent says.

Darren Prince declined on Saturday to say which facility will treat Rodman and how long he will be there. The former NBA star recently returned to the United States from his latest trip to North Korea.

He later apologized for comments he made in North Korea about a detained American missionary, saying he had been drinking and was under pressure as he organized an exhibition game there.

What’s the big deal? All he said was:

What, you’re telling me you’ve never made that much of an ass of yourself, in front of the whole world? Well, okay, maybe you haven’t. Still. They left they damn families.

I propose a toast. Raise your glasses, everybody. I don’t care what time it it, get ‘em up there. Here’s to Dennis Rodman and his inevitable relapse. May it be his most entertaining meltdown ever!

Between Van Damme’s latest commercial where he did the splits between those two semis, and now Rodman’s latest comeback, I’d say it’s finally time for a sequel:

Update: