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HuffPost Garbage Bag: Grossest thing you’ll read today

 

In which we look at examples how HuffPost will publish anything and everything, including garbage. 

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/08/huffpost-garbage-bag-learn-how-to-be-more-like-mike-tyson/#ixzz2qyfL7RG1

Today in HuffPost’s garbage section (this doesn’t exist but news that qualifies for this section can suddenly pop up anywhere on the site) writes about terrifying toilet paper. It’s apparently toilet paper decorated in red that can confuse a pooper into thinking they’re seeing red, as in blood. Note to hypochondriacs: They snagged the story from Newser.com, which reports that seeing blood can indicate colon cancer.

Newser has dueling doctors — one says the red decorated toilet paper is an abomination; the other says rectal bleeding is common and everyone should relax.