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#NotAllMuslims threaten to bomb 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia

This old gag? Come on, guys.

Mark Morris, ITN:

An Islamist group is claiming responsibility for two December suicide bombings in the Russian city of Volgograd, in which 34 people died.

In a video posted online, the Islamist militant group also threatened more attacks on next month’s Winter Olympics in Sochi.

In a warning to Vladimir Putin, a man says in Russian that he has prepared a present for the Russian president, claiming that it is also a present for any tourists that visit during the Olympics.

Now remember, newsies: If and when there’s an attack, we’re all supposed to pretend we have absolutely no idea how it could’ve happened. “Oh no, what possible motive could there be? We’re completely baffled!”

If possible, track down some Tea Partiers who may have some tenuous connection to some other tenuous connection, and then fail to correct the record. Leave their names permanently tainted by your irresponsibility. Hey, it’s not like you know them personally, right? They should’ve thought about that before they spoke out against your agenda. Screw ‘em!