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Dear Sochi: This Bud’s not for you

(From L to R) Russian Federation Chef de Mission Alexander Kravtsov, Olympic Village Mayor Elena Isinbaeva and Russian President Vladimir Putin visit the Coastal Cluster Olympic Village ahead of the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics at the Athletes Village in Sochi February 5, 2014. Sochi will host the 2014 Winter Olympic Games from February 7 to February 23. REUTERS/Pascal Le Segretain/Pool (RUSSIA - Tags: SPORT OLYMPICS POLITICS) - RTX188T8 (From L to R) Russian Federation Chef de Mission Alexander Kravtsov, Olympic Village Mayor Elena Isinbaeva and Russian President Vladimir Putin visit the Coastal Cluster Olympic Village ahead of the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics at the Athletes Village in Sochi February 5, 2014. Sochi will host the 2014 Winter Olympic Games from February 7 to February 23. REUTERS/Pascal Le Segretain/Pool (RUSSIA - Tags: SPORT OLYMPICS POLITICS) - RTX188T8  

Пиво? Эти спортсмены мирового класса должны пить изысканные блюда русской водки вместо этого, да?

TMZ Sports:

Budweiser has decided to NOT throw its traditional Winter Olympics party this year and it’s all because the company is not comfortable with the situation in Russia…

In the past, Budweiser was known for hosting huge parties…

But we’ve learned … the King of Beers has decided it won’t be throwing a similar party at the ’14 Games…

In fact, we’ve seen an email from a Budweiser rep which says the company does not want its U.S.-based representatives in Sochi … and the message is clear — the terrorist threat is simply looming too large.

Which is too bad, because Science proves that beer hydrates you better after exercise than water does. Why do you hate Science, terrorists? Oh, that’s right, because you’re terrorists.

If you want to drink something that looks like beer, try Sochi’s tap water. This Chicago Trib reporter gives us a look:

And I can think of no one more deserving of the following than ABC’s Matt “You’re guilty of murder and I’m going to prove it, George Zimmerman, facts be damned” Gutman:

 

So get another job, Matt. You suck at this one anyway.

If these poor precious reporters think this is bad, they should be glad they won’t have to report on the 2016 Summer Games from a real third-world hellhole: Chicago. Obama put the kibosh on that.

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