9 celebrity siblings you’re glad aren’t yours [SLIDESHOW]

Sibling rivalries are one thing, but national recognition of the ridiculousness that is your family is another matter entirely. And yes, Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus, we definitely mean you.

But even then, we still love them and all the mess-ups that make them human. That’s why there’s reality television.

So to glorify the dysfunctional nature of families and to make you feel better about your own, The Daily Caller presents “9 celebrity siblings you’re glad aren’t yours.”

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  • From lip-syncing to WeightWatchers, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson definitely keep us guessing. (Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Jessica Simpson Collection)
  • Keeping up with the Kardashians? Keeping away from them might be better. Keep IQ points and your sanity. (Photo: Toby Canham/Getty Images)
  • Which one of these is not like the other? How would you like to be called the "Other Olsen?" Me neither. (Photo: Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Swarovski)
  • All's fair until Taylor Swift buys the house down the street from her ex and gets a little bit too serious in her songs about the guys she's dated. (Photo: Taylor Swift, Instagram)
  • Two words: Wrecking ball. And possibly the worst family photos with Miley Cyrus' tongue sticking out, inanimate objects, and no clothes. But that's just her latest. (Photo: Kristian Dowling/Getty Images)
  • I would have to argue that having Charlie Sheen as a brother might not mean you're "winning." (Photo: Triumph Releasing/Everett Collection/Rolling Stone)
  • Those were the days before Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears grew up. Oh, and Britney shaved her head. No big. (Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images/FOX)
  • For once, Lindsay Lohan wasn't detained, and took this photo with sister, Ali. Go figure. (Photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images)