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Who farted on Bob Costas’ pillow? The suspects [SLIDESHOW]

If “Knocked Up” taught the world anything else besides the importance of using condoms because once you have kids your life is ruined, it’s that if someone farts on your pillow, you WILL get pink eye.

NBC anchor Bob Costas contracted a really gnarly eye infection during the first week of the Olympics in Sochi. This can only mean one thing: Someone farted on his pillow.

There are only a few people that would have had access to Costas’ pillow in Sochi. Here are the prime suspects.

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  • Cris Collinsworth totally looks like the frat guy who would dutch oven you just for the hell of it. (Photo: Getty)
  • Where was Keith Olbermann during the opening ceremonies last Friday? All of that commotion could have given the former joke of the sports reporting world enough time to slip into Costas' room, toot on his pillow and then flee the country. (Photo: Getty)
  • Now, we're not saying that Al Michaels would go and do this on purpose. But the seasoned sports anchor could have inadvertently farted on Costas' pillow if the two are sharing a room. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
  • Al Roker infamously admitted to sharting at the White House. It wouldn't be surprising if he couldn't keep his bowels to himself in Sochi. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)
  • Bob Costas has more sports Emmys than Dan Patrick. Last year could have been the final straw for him. (Photo by Scott Halleran/Getty Images)
  • Does this look like the face of a man who would fart on Bob Costas' pillow? You're damn right it does. (Photo: Getty)
  • It's all going according to plan for Matt Lauer. He infamously got his former "Today Show" co-anchor Ann Curry fired, so he is not above farting on Costas' pillow to steal the nighttime anchor desk from him, which totally worked and now Lauer is taking over for him. Clearly, Lauer is most likely the guilty party. That bastard. (Photo: Getty)

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