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7 easy, free ways to guarantee you get lucky this Valentine’s Day [SLIDESHOW]

Guys, let me help you out a little bit. You don’t need to spend money to make sure you score this Feb. 14.

Here are seven really simple things you can do that are guaranteed to help you get lucky with your lady this Valentine’s Day. (The last one is a sure thing; I promise.)

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  • Be Ryan Gosling. This is only possible if you were already born as Ryan Gosling. (Photo: Getty)
  • You'll be amazed at how much you just shutting the f*ck up for a little bit will help your sex life. (Photo: Wikimedia)
  • Dude. Just do the damn dishes for once in your life. Do it on Valentine's Day and you're golden for like a week-ish. (Photo: Flickr)
  • This may seem counterintuitive, but just hear us out: The day before Valentine's Day, just don't come home. Stay out with your friends or do whatever it is you like to do. She will be so pleased that she can just watch Netflix for hours in peace that she will be so ready to jump your bones the next day. (Photo: Pixabay)
  • For some fun and exciting foreplay for everyone involved, how about you just DON'T come home and turn on ESPN? Do you really need to be watching two dudes talk about the 2014 college football season in February? Didn't think so. Leave it off for a couple days prior to Valentine's Day and results are guaranteed. (Photo: Wikimedia)
  • If you ARE planning on doing some grand gesture with a diamond ring and all of that, don't go to Jared. Whatever you do, do not go to Jared. It's not that it's cheap (it's not), and it's very unoriginal. Also, we'd advise you not to propose on Valentine's Day at all. It's pretty damn cheesy. (Photo: Jared Gallery of Jewelry)
  • If all else fails, head downtown. Sometimes you've just got to go there, buddy. (Photo: Wikimedia)

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