Oh, that Miley Cyrus. She is so original and subversive!
During her concert on Saturday night, Cyrus leaned down in the middle of one of her songs and kissed Katy Perry — who was sitting in the front row — right on the lips because she is so shocking and unique.
But the most interesting part about the whole thing is how Cyrus was totally lip-synching during her show because when she kissed Perry, she was still singing the song.
The physics of lip-locking are such that if one person kisses another person, said person’s mouth is otherwise occupied and is incapable of doing two things at once like, say, kissing and belting out a song in front of a crowd of thousands.
But the song kept on going as Cyrus was tasting Perry’s ChapStick.
This has been your first Miley Cyrus Truthers™ dispatch.