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Man complains to Domino’s after having sex with scorching pizza

In what is likely an elaborate Twitter prank, a man in the United Kingdom complained to Dominoes that he burned his penis after “making love” to a scorching pepperoni pizza and requested a refund.

Being the professional pizza bakers that they are, Domino’s replied to the man even though he had violated one of their creations.

And for all of the future pizza humpers out there, Domino’s said it would try to provide a disclaimer.

(h/t UK’s Daily Star)