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Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up

If Katy Perry and serial womanizer/ forever douche John Mayer can’t make it together forever, who can?

The two singers who were definitely not just dating because it was convenient called it quits after a year and a half of dating, according to multiple reports, even after they did a duet together called “Who You Love” and after tabloids said that they were probably engaged because Perry wore a diamond ring this one time.

Mayer, who has an abnormally large noggin (seriously, look at that thing), has previously dated:

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Vanessa Carlton (allegedly)
  • Rhona Mitra
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Cameron Diaz (allegedly)
  • Minka Kelly
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Taylor Swift
  • Renee Zellweger (unconfirmed)

So it is quite shocking that his relationship with a woman who wears pink wigs and shoots whipped cream out of her breasts didn’t last.

Sources told Us Weekly that Perry (who has a habit of picking awful dudes since she was once married to Russell Brand) dumped his ass because they had been fighting. Don’t applaud her just yet, because the source also said, “Not sure how long it will last this time but yes, it is off for now.”

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