“Fine, I can hear you now, Vladimir. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I’m coming through fine too, eh? Good, then… Well, then, as you say, we’re both coming through fine. Good. Well, it’s good that you’re fine, and, and I’m fine. I agree with you, it’s great to be fine. Ha ha, ha ha. Now then, Vladimir. You know how I’ve always talked about the impossibility of you invading the Ukraine…”
(Hat tip: the quislings at ABC News)