This must be what all that Zen thinking is all about over at The Huffington Post, where founder Arianna Huffington places a lot of importance on meditating, shutting down your gadgets and improving your soul (all concepts The Mirror enthusiastically supports). But when your gadget is on, how about learning how to clean your dildo?
On the jump page earlier today was this healthy-sized dildo accompanied by an apparently important question in black bold: IMPORTANT: Are You Cleaning Your Dildo Correctly? Really, you’re supposed to clean those things?
Other “important” things: Losing Weight After 19 Kids (um, after 19 kids you might want to think about birth control, not weight loss), Pour Beer With Your Brain and The Truth About that ‘Pop Your Cherry’ Myth (we don’t even want to know).
As one male Daily Caller reader quipped in regards to the dildo cleaning, “Is this me or is this inappropriate?”
Here’s to hoping my mom is not reading me today.
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