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Russian state TV: We could turn the U.S. into “radioactive ash”

Nothing like some good news to brighten up your Monday morning, America!

AFP:

A leading anchor on Russian state television on Sunday described Russia as the only country capable of turning the United States into “radioactive ash”, in an incendiary comment at the height of tensions over the Crimea referendum.

“Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash,” anchor Dmitry Kiselyov said on his weekly news show on state-controlled Rossiya 1 television…

He stood in his studio in front of a gigantic image of a mushroom cloud produced after a nuclear attack, with the words “into radioactive ash”.

Well, the Russkies have never really been known for their subtlety, have they?

I can remember the good old days, when America elected a super-awesome African-American fellow to be our president. He was going to solve all the problems and make the rest of the world love us with his pretty speeches and his even prettier smile.

And that’s exactly what he did. Go back to sleep. Everything’s gonna be just fine.