The Daily Caller

The Daily Caller
A woman seen with Kim Jong-un at recent events in North Korea was identified as his wife, Ri Sol-ju, on Wednesday (Korean Central News Agency, via Reuters) A woman seen with Kim Jong-un at recent events in North Korea was identified as his wife, Ri Sol-ju, on Wednesday (Korean Central News Agency, via Reuters)  

Don’t like Kim Jong-un’s stupid haircut? Too bad, EVERY SINGLE MAN IN NORTH KOREA

We all know Kim Jong-un is an insane tyrant, but this is ridiculous.

BBC News:

Men in North Korea are now required to get the same haircut as their leader Kim Jong-un, it is reported.

The state-sanctioned guidelines were introduced in the capital Pyongyang about two weeks ago, Radio Free Asia reports. They are now being rolled out across the country – although some people have expressed reservations about getting the look.

“Our leader’s haircut is very particular, if you will,” one source tells Radio Free Asia. “It doesn’t always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes.”

Oh yeah? How will your face and head look when they’re detached from your body? Huh? That’s right. Now shut up and hold still, peasant.

On the bright side, it’ll be a good look on Rodman.

In other N. Korea news, they just fired two ballistic missiles into the Sea of Japan as Obama met with Japanese and South Korean leaders. It’s nice to see we’re communicating.