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              U.S. Vice President Joe Biden delivers a speech during a business leaders breakfast at The St. Regis Beijing hotel in Beijing Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013. (AP Photo/Lintao Zhang, Pool)
              U.S. Vice President Joe Biden delivers a speech during a business leaders breakfast at The St. Regis Beijing hotel in Beijing Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013. (AP Photo/Lintao Zhang, Pool)   

They finally named a planet after Biden

Nobody has ever proven to my satisfaction that Vice President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. isn’t from another world. Now the galactically stupid gaffe-master has his very own globe.

Alan Neuhauser, US News & World Report:

It’s one of the biggest discoveries in modern astronomy – and they’ve dubbed it “Biden.”

Scientists have found a distant dwarf planet, one orbiting beyond what was previously thought to be the farthest reaches of our Solar System.

Officially named 2012 VP113, it’s “affectionally called” Biden, for the “VP” that’s in the planet’s formal name, a statement on the discovery said.

It’s a good thing they didn’t discover it during the Bush administration, or the left would’ve had a stroke. Can you imagine Planet Cheney? It would be shooting other planets in the face! Get it, like that one time???

Just kidding. They’d never name it after Cheney. He was actually smart and competent.