This heartbreaking video, uploaded to YouTube today by College Humor, is a warning for all of us. Basic bitches are real and they are everywhere. No one is safe from the threat of Uggs, Starbucks-related Instagrams, leggings, neon Nikes, excessive hashtags, and a host of other basic things basic bitches wear and do.
Colleges are especially dangerous. The doctor tells this unfortunate girl she probably contracted it from a sorority sister. “Borrowed some Ugg boots here and there, experimented with North Face,” he says knowingly. “Yea, you basic.”
Listen to Patrick Warburton — don’t ignore the signs and use protection.